ZOMBIES FACT SHEET

Circa June 2008

Facts about Zombies by Luna:

a) They shuffle around and are easy to run away from.
b) Since Zombies can't bend their knees or elbows, there are a lot of things they can't do.
c) Zombies can't climb the monkey bars.
d) Zombies can't ride a bike.
e) There are a few things zombies are good at. Like pushing shopping carts.
f) Zombies eat people's brains, but not my zombie. He won't eat my brain. I told him not to because I need my brain to think.
g) He doesn't have a brain. He doesn't need one. He's dead and an evil magician brought him back to life. That's how zombies are made. By an evil magician.
h) My zombie protects me from the bad zombies but I'm not worried about them anyway.